So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
"You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her."