jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

humoristics:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

well too late for me

fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again